Cons: Will eat your cat, very insensitive, not quite sure he has genitals.
Name: ET The Extra Terrestrial
Pros: He's got magic fingers (no really they're magic, they glow and fix shit), loves candy, can make your bike fly, loves everything.
Cons: Definitely no genitals, hangs out with kids a little too much, never wears clothes, fugitive from the US government, possibly retarded.
Pros: Your parents will love him, he actually looks human, can leap tall buildings in a single bound, he's faster than a locomotive.
Cons: Your parents will love him, he's already married (You'll have to be his super mistress), he's faster than a locomotive....in bed!, constantly called away to "save the world" but we know what he's really doing (partying with super whores!).
Pros: One with the force, he is a monster in the bedroom, he's mature unlike those younger guys.
Cons: His talking is all fucked up, his clothes are so last century, won't stop telling you that you're heading down a dark path to the dark side, short!