Good Lord this is it. I hope you have made your peace with God because this is truly the end of days. As the news outlets have been telling us, there is no stopping this apocalyptic new strain of virus that causes human beings to go into rage like outbursts due to its symptoms which include fever, lethargy, lack of appetite and coughing! JESUS CHRIST! Remember how much of the population was killed by the Avian Flu? 99% of the population, that's how much!
Since 1976, 20 people have been consumed by this nightmare! That's almost one per year! At that staggering rate, the world will surely be swallowed whole by disease.
Now let me ask you a serious question, in your everyday life, how many times do you encounter free roaming pigs on the streets or near your home? If you answered less than 60, you are a LIAR!
My advice for you is to never go outside ever again, board your windows, buy plenty of shotgun shells, and proceed to shoot anyone who comes near your established place of residence. No one can be trusted when it comes to the pig virus! Oh dear Lord, its evolving!