Thursday, May 23, 2013

The Worst One Liner in Action Film History and How It Affects You

"Killian, Here's Subzero! Now....plain zero!"

Excuse me?


"Here's Subzero!"

"Now...plain zero!"

What this? What this mean? Why has this happened?

The Running Man was a motion picture created by some movie company in the 1980s to accomodate Arnold Schwarzenager's (Misspelled, don't care) budding film career. It also allowed him to grow this SWEET beard *cigar not included.

What you didn't know is that it also included the worst one liner in the history of film, which I mentioned above. Now that you know the worst line in human history, you may be asking yourself, "How does one purchase a firearm for purposes of suicide?" or "If I burn the film, does memory of the film burn with it?"

Needless to say, we all experience the same sense of loss of self when reading hearing this one liner and we should all be comforted by the fact that we, by no choice of our own, need hear the line delivered again should you avoid the Running Man film.

Little known facts about this line include:

-A pact was made with Satan to create the worst one liner in human history, and once Satan created said line, he instantly wanted to reneg on the deal, fearing he had created an evil more powerful than himself.
-After delivering the line, Arnold's jaw fell off and he was rushed to a hospital where the use of more steroids created an entirely new jaw out of muscle and brawn!
-"Plain Zero" still makes absolutely no sense, as wouldn't plain be better than Sub. Don't think on this any further or your genitals will turn to dust.
-California's budget will never be the same after Arnold's time as governor, I blame the line!

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